Applications such as Poker-night 10.3 and Beer-bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me?
Dear Sir,
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than original system.
Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony / Child Support. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs.
System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town,
which he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me.
He is well groomed and very well behaved.
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said,
"I've been operating this hotel for many years.
In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.
And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel, and if your dog will vouch for you,
you're welcome to stay here, too!"
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands, they walked back to their old school.
It was not locked,so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved, "I love you,Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet.
Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it,they took it home. There, she counted the money. It totaled fifty thousand dollars.
Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers."
She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money,and knock on the door.
"Pardon me,but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
Sally said, "No."
Andy said, "She's lying.She hid it up in the attic."
Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
Andy said, "Well,when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday..."
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here!!!"
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